I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
