yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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