butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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