last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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