You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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