I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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