You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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