How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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