Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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