Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Let's paint friendship bongs
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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