so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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