It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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