It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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