No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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