Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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