What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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