We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
you never un-have a 4some
You almost got us killed.
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