we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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