Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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