Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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