He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think my mom watched the whole time
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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