she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's rum buckets o'clock
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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