my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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