Dual....:-)
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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