Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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