Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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