so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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