if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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