Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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