Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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