it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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