He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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