Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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