i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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