Duck Duck Cougar?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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