try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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