i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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