Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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