My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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