On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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