You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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