Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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