My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
we made out on top of his cat.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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