I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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