The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Randomize
