Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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