Me too!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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