The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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