he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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