arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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