it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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