WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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