If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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