seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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