we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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