Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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