Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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I touched a dick in church today
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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