I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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